Terrorists are where you find them

A fella comes up to drunk looking for his car keys under a street light. "Didja lose them right here?" he asks the drunk. "Er ... hic ... naw. I ... hic ... lost'em over there in the woods," replies the drunk. "Then why the heck are you looking here?" the man asks the drunk. "Be - be - because there's no light over in the woods!"

It reminds me of this.