MSNBC reports that Oklahoma state Representative, Rex Duncan, and other lawmakers have seen too clearly to accept copies of the Koran. "(M)ost Oklahomans do not endorse the idea of killing innocent women and children in the name of ideology," Duncan stated. Seventeen other legislators have notified the Governor's Ethnic American Advisory Council that they too will return the gift.
Clearly parts of the Shire are sure enough of their manhood to put the kibosh on gifts from Mordor. [Tip: Foehammer]