Monday, June 16, 2008

Small, Drooling Invaders in USA


Creative Minority Report tells of fact finding trip by EU researchers: America is filled with tiny people wearing diapers and speaking no discernible language!

“You know,” said one scientist from Germany. “I haven’t seen one of these very small people anywhere in the European Union in years but if history is correct then this could be a species known as infantus terriblus. We believed them to be extinct.”

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